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Morning WireTuesday, October 13, 2026
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Millennium Bridge, London
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Relic No. 007Catalogued

The Bridge That Walked

Site
Millennium Bridge, London
Era
Opened 2000. Reopened 2002.
Material
Steel, 325 metres of it
Intended use
A sleek footbridge for the new millennium
Actual use
A bridge that swayed in step with its walkers
Status
Open, with 89 dampers fitted

LONDON. Opened 10 June 2000, a month late. Some 90,000 people crossed on the first day. The bridge swayed. The walkers, feeling it sway, fell into step with it, and it swayed more.

Closed two days later. Reopened in February 2002, after £5 million of dampers on an £18.2 million bridge.

Engineers call it synchronous lateral excitation. Monk calls it a crowd.

The Way, it is written, moves in step with all things. The bridge did exactly that, and was closed for it.

Noted.

The bridge, now steady, after two days of swaying in step. Photo: Ibex73, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons.
WIREPHOTO. The bridge, now steady, after two days of swaying in step. Photo: Ibex73, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons.

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