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The Davos Desk

The World Economic Forum and the summit circuit: the panels, the pledges, the private jets and the communiqués that change everything except the world.

Monday, November 2, 2026

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Geneva

Level Without Numbers

The World Economic Forum’s Global Future Council on Cybersecurity has issued a leadership agenda for 2027 that aims to make cyber resilience “a foundation of economic stability.” Among its four fixes is a set of measures that let resilience be compared across institutions and economies. The report’s own page offers no figures at all. Every institution is, for now, equally resilient.

Cartoon: At a long exhibition table of neatly labelled project stands, one stand at the end is completely bare, and a forum official earnestly points a group of visitors toward it.
Paris

The Fortieth Project

The Paris Peace Forum, which opens at the Palais de Chaillot next week, announces “40 projects selected for the 2026 Paris Peace Forum!” Its page then lists them under eight themes, from ocean plastic to AI literacy, and they come to 39. Four sit under information integrity for peace and security. None of them has been assigned to the headline.

Sunday, November 1, 2026

Cartoon: In a hotel ballroom, rows of delegates hold enormous, doorstop-thick bound reports on their laps, while at the end of the front row a single chair has no name card and nobody near it.
Manama

Eighty Thousand Words, One Chair Short

Bahrain’s Manama Dialogue, the security summit of London’s IISS, closes on Sunday at the Ritz-Carlton with 600 to 700 senior delegates and, counting aides, up to 4,000 people. Friday’s programme included The Gulf at War, an 80,000-word study of events since 28 February. Iran, which has no diplomatic relations with Bahrain, was not invited. The war got 80,000 words; Iran got no chair.

Cartoon: In a grand conference hall hung with leafy banners, a lone official holds out a large, empty collection tin toward a long row of pharmaceutical executives, each of whom drops in a single small coin without looking up from a thick stack of papers.
Yerevan

The Voluntary Fund

The UN biodiversity summit, COP17, closed in Yerevan on Friday. Its Cali Fund, which invites companies that profit from genetic data to contribute voluntarily, has received “little more than $10,000” in two years, Climate Home News reports. Zero Carbon Analytics reckons the 15 largest drugmakers alone could have paid $756m in 2025 under the fund’s own guidelines. At the current rate the fund collects that sum in about 150,000 years.

Saturday, October 31, 2026

Cartoon: A caricatured Marco Rubio stands alone in the middle of a wide three-tier set of photo risers in a hotel ballroom, beaming at a photographer hidden under a black cloth, while empty places stretch away on both sides of him.
Atlanta

One Man on the Risers

The G20 foreign ministers end two days in Atlanta on Saturday with no joint communique, the Associated Press reports. Marco Rubio will issue a chairman’s statement instead, and on Friday he cancelled the group photo after European diplomats objected to the presence of Sergey Lavrov. Diplomats say the chairman’s statement had been the plan for a long time. It is also, now, the group photo: one man, standing where twenty were meant to be.

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Atlanta

Closed Longer Than Open

Atlanta’s transport department has closed stretches of Juniper, 11th and 12th Streets around the Loews hotel in Midtown from midnight Thursday until noon Sunday, for G20 foreign ministers who meet on Friday and Saturday, Rough Draft Atlanta reports. It is the first summit-level event the city has hosted. Juniper Street will spend longer in session than the ministers.

Thursday, October 29, 2026

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Bonn

The Other Ninety-Four

The UN climate secretariat’s synthesis of new national pledges, from 154 parties to the Paris Agreement, finds they would cut global emissions about 6% below 2019 levels by 2035, ahead of COP31. Most of the pledges are tied to net zero targets, the most common date being 2050. Having taken sixteen years to find the first 6%, the pledges leave the other 94 points for the fifteen years after.

Cartoon: In a vast exhibition hall, a lone official stands proudly inside a tiny rented booth draped with a blank banner, while a landlord figure waits beside it holding out an invoice.
Lisbon

Sovereignty, Stand E418

An EU agency, the European Health and Digital Executive Agency, holds a workshop at Web Summit in Lisbon on 11 November titled “Investing in technological sovereignty: EU funding for your project,” and staffs stand E418 in Pavilion 4 all week, on the theme of strategic autonomy. Europe will make the case for depending on nobody from a rented booth, at a conference it does not run, in an arena named after a phone company.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Cartoon: Around a round table, a ring of officials each proudly hold up a differently shaped plug toward a single wall socket in the middle that fits none of them.
Geneva

A Standard of Thirty-Five

The World Economic Forum and Boston Consulting Group have published a report on regulating digital assets, drawn from regulatory developments in 35 countries and regions, naming nine aspects for policymakers to weigh, from custody to market integrity. It urges common standards and cross-border trust while respecting each country’s choices. Thirty-five jurisdictions, each respecting its own choices, is how a common standard comes out at thirty-five.

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Ho Chi Minh City

A Quarter of a Percent

Vietnam’s Autumn Economic Forum, its main sessions co-branded with the World Economic Forum, brought more than 1,500 delegates from 60 countries to Ho Chi Minh City this week, VNA reports. The city announced 12 projects worth about 13.58 billion USD and welcomed the first ten members of its new international financial centre, with 33.63 million USD in charter capital between them. Between them, the financial centre’s founders could pay for roughly 0.25% of the projects launched in the next room.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Cartoon: In a boardroom, executives lean forward eagerly as a consultant unveils a small globe wearing a business suit and holding up a rising bar chart with blank axes.
Geneva

Disguised as Revenue

The World Economic Forum, with Tata Consultancy Services, has published a guide for chief executives on decarbonizing manufacturing and supply chains, drawing on more than 50 industry leaders and experts across 13 sectors. It asks whether decarbonization is a competitive advantage or a financial and operational burden, and answers with profitability and growth. The climate has at last reached the boardroom, disguised as revenue.

Cartoon: In an empty conference hall with every chair under a dust sheet, a worker on a ladder carefully pushes one more candle into a giant anniversary cake.
Riyadh

The Eleventh Year

Saudi Arabia had planned its Future Investment Initiative for 26 to 29 October in Riyadh; it will now take place in 2027. The FII Institute’s website still announces, “In 2026, Future Investment Initiative (FII) marks a defining milestone, our 10th Anniversary,” and asks visitors to stay tuned for more information. The tenth anniversary is now scheduled for the eleventh year.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Cartoon: In a vast airport departure lounge, a caricatured Marco Rubio chairs a long conference table set up between the gate seats, while foreign ministers in suits keep glancing at a blank departures board and clutching their carry-on bags.
Atlanta

Changing Planes

The State Department hosts G20 foreign ministers in Atlanta on Friday and Saturday, Marco Rubio chairing, and says the city’s global connectivity makes it “an ideal setting for the talks.” The leaders themselves convene later, at the president’s Doral golf resort. The ministers will be doing in Atlanta what most international travellers do there: changing for Miami.

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Doral

Sixteen Over

Miami-Dade’s sheriff says 36 countries have been invited to the G20 leaders’ summit at Trump National Doral this December, with Russia’s president among the guests. Security planning began about ten months ago. By the sheriff’s count the Group of Twenty arrives sixteen over its own name, a margin no golf club would allow on a tee sheet.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Cartoon: At a conference buffet, twenty well-dressed delegates crowd around an enormous cake, while a long line of other delegates at the far end of the table politely shares a single plate of crumbs.
Doha

The Other 175

UNCTAD opens its ninth World Investment Forum in Doha today, under the theme “Investing in the Future.” Its own World Investment Report finds global foreign direct investment rose 6% to $1.6 trillion in 2025, with more than 80% going to the 20 largest host economies. UNCTAD supports 195 member states. The other 175 are welcome in Doha to discuss the remainder.

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Riyadh

Very Soon, Undated

The tenth Future Investment Initiative, Saudi Arabia’s flagship summit, was due to open in Riyadh on 26 October. It has moved to 2027, after strikes on the capital this month. Organisers said they wanted to ensure “the full scale, extraordinary quality” their community expects, and promised a new date “very soon.” Very soon has not been given a date either.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Cartoon: At a snowy conference entrance, a doorman checks a long queue of executives, each carrying a large framed portrait of himself, and turns every one of them politely away from a small door marked only by an empty pigeonhole.
Davos

One Pitch Each

The World Economic Forum posted rules for blogs at next January’s Annual Meeting in Davos: pitches by 16 November, decisions on 25 November, and one pitch per attending organisation. Pieces should be 800 to 1,000 words, and the Forum will avoid self-promotion, PR, greenwashing and virtue signalling. The blog is therefore open to anyone attending Davos for some other reason.

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Geneva

A Matrix for the Heat

A new paper from the World Economic Forum on data centres in the Middle East and North Africa warns that electricity demand is outpacing supply, that extreme heat raises cooling needs and that water scarcity forces reliance on energy-hungry desalination. Its answer is a “resource intelligence matrix.” The region is short of power, water and cool air, and has been sent a grid.

Friday, October 23, 2026

Cartoon: On a snowy promenade, a municipal inspector with a clipboard measures a small pop-up pavilion with a tape, while behind him through a restaurant window a long table of executives in suits dines contentedly behind a velvet rope.
Davos

Closed Groups Exempt

Davos will allow at most 125 temporary pavilions and venue conversions during next January’s World Economic Forum, down from 132 approved for 2026, a briefing on the municipality’s rules says, with a further 5% cut planned for 2028. Restaurants rented as event spaces now need a full building permit. “Restaurants can still host private seated dinners for closed groups without a permit.” The exemption covers, broadly, the Forum.

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Dubai

Four Futures

The World Economic Forum’s annual report for 2025 to 2026 says its Global Future Council meeting in Dubai brought together 500 experts from 37 councils. Among other workstreams, the meetings announced four “2030 Future of Jobs” scenarios. Five hundred experts on the future met, and agreed on it four ways.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

Cartoon: At a running track, a few huge sprinters in expensive suits race each other while carrying sacks of money, and in the stands a small group of modest spectators is handed a thick bound booklet by a smiling forum official.
Geneva

Advice for the Spectators

The World Economic Forum, Davos’s organiser, has published a paper on how smaller economies can build globally competitive industries when they lack the scale to join subsidy races. Its five case studies come from Indonesia, Peru, Costa Rica, Chile and Viet Nam. The paper’s advice on the subsidy race is addressed entirely to the countries not running in it.

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Lisbon

Chairperson Class

Web Summit returns to Lisbon from 9 to 12 November and expects more than 70,000 people from over 160 countries. General tickets start at €630 before VAT and startup packages at €495, while the chairperson tier runs up to €20,285. That is more than thirty-two general tickets, for a chair that still seats one.

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

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Doral

Work From Home, Doral

The G20 leaders’ summit meets on 14 and 15 December at Trump National Doral, the US president’s golf resort near Miami. Doral’s police chief said, “We recommend to our businesses to have flexible schedules and maybe work remotely,” and asked them to limit deliveries “for those two days.” The world’s major economies arrive for two days, and Doral’s has been asked to stay home.

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Nadi

Delivered in Full

Fiji’s pre-COP meeting, ahead of next month’s climate summit in Türkiye, drew more than 4,000 attendees to 25 sessions and 135 side events. Its organisers note that of over US$16 billion in climate finance committed to Pacific countries since Paris, over US$5 billion remains undisbursed. Of everything pledged to the Pacific, the side events have the best delivery record.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Cartoon: In a single office a consultant at one end of a desk hands a thick bound report across to an official at the other end, and both sit under the same blank sign on the same door, sharing one stapler.
Baku

One Letterhead

A new World Economic Forum white paper examines Azerbaijan’s trade technology, drawing from 28 stakeholder consultations, with 10 recommendations phased over 36 months. It was developed with C4IR Azerbaijan, the Forum’s partner centre, which operates under the country’s Ministry of Economy. For once, the consultant’s report and the client’s in-tray share a letterhead.

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Riyadh

Rooms Available

Riyadh’s Future Investment Initiative, due next week, has told delegates it is “postponed until 2027” after Houthi attacks escalated, Semafor reports, following private lobbying by Wall Street executives. Rooms at the Ritz-Carlton Riyadh, usually blocked for the conference, have been released for public booking. For one October, the Ritz-Carlton is open to people who were not invited to discuss the future.

Monday, October 19, 2026

Cartoon: At a long conference table, a beaming official unveils a grand new nameplate for an empty chair while the delegates lean in to admire a seat nobody is sitting in.
Bangkok

Under Either Name

The US Treasury’s written statement to the IMF committee meeting in Bangkok, filed under Scott Bessent’s name, covers energy, critical minerals and board costs: “Every unnecessary dollar spent on the Boards is a dollar that cannot be used to reduce poverty.” As this wire reported on 15 October, Washington spent the week asking that artificial intelligence be renamed super intelligence. Its own statement settles the question by leaving the machines out.

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Paris

Directions to Cooperation

The Paris Peace Forum meets on 10 and 11 November under the tagline “From sovereignty to cooperation”, with more than 350 speakers across 80 sessions, among them “Rewiring multilateralism” and “From mineral sovereignty to shared value”. The full programme, the forum says, will be published in the coming weeks. Two days is a short trip from sovereignty to cooperation, even with 350 people giving directions.

Sunday, October 18, 2026

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Riyadh

An Early Will

Saudi Arabia’s Future Investment Initiative holds its tenth edition in Riyadh from 26 to 29 October under the theme “The Power of Legacy,” built on four pillars from “capital that builds” to “leadership that inspires.” The institute’s chief executive says it “invites the global community to reflect on the legacy of our choices.” Ten is an early age to be reading one’s own will.

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Riyadh

The First Confirmed Speaker

The FII Institute has unveiled the “global leaders” for its tenth conference in Riyadh, 26 to 29 October: 13 named so far, among them Jamie Dimon, Laurence Fink, Stephen Schwarzman and David Solomon. First on the list is Yasir Al-Rumayyan, governor of the Public Investment Fund and chairman of the FII Institute. The organisers secured their headline speaker by appointing him.

Saturday, October 17, 2026

Cartoon: In a grand hotel lobby, a cheerful finance official stretches a tape measure between his arms as wide as they will go, while bankers with briefcases and sun hats walk past him toward a waiting beach boat.
Bangkok

Between One and Two Billion

Thailand’s Finance Ministry expects the IMF and World Bank meetings in Bangkok to generate between 1.05 billion and 2.25 billion baht, Khaosod English reports, from more than 15,000 visitors spending 10,000 to 15,000 baht a day. The tourism authority is offering them luxury trips to Phuket and Samui. Handed to the visitors, a forecast that wide would come back with a programme attached.

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Bangkok

Agreed by All Present

Nearly half the delegates at the IMF’s steering committee in Bangkok walked out while Russia’s finance minister, Anton Siluanov, spoke, Reuters reports; Bundesbank President Joachim Nagel put it at nearly 50 percent. The chair, Saudi Finance Minister Mohammed Al-Jadaan, said what mattered was the chair’s statement, which all members agreed to. The statement was unanimous. The room was optional.

Friday, October 16, 2026

Cartoon: A World Bank president at a podium points to a soaring chart of private money, while a tiny matchstick figure at the bottom of the chart waves up from where the poorest countries stand.
Bangkok

Let. Us. Build.

The World Bank’s president told the annual meetings’ plenary that private capital it mobilised grew from about $35 billion to $112 billion, while for low-income countries it “stayed near $3 billion.” The bank has cut its scorecard from 153 measures to 22. He closed with “Let. Us. build.” The punctuation was ready; the money for the poorest is still on its way.

Cartoon: An elderly investor hands three large keys to three adult children at a modest kitchen table, while a much grander foundation building across the street lowers its flag.
Omaha

Theirs

Warren Buffett has ended his 20-year pledge to the Gates Foundation, which moved more than $47 billion of Berkshire shares. He now gives through four family foundations with 102 employees between them, against the Gates Foundation’s roughly 2,200. “I tell the three children that it is theirs.” The largest philanthropy of its era now has the staffing of a regional bank branch.

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Cartoon: At a long G20 table in Bangkok, ministers sit before name cards with the chairman's seat conspicuously empty, a blank communiqué in the middle of the table.
Bangkok

The Chair Was Elsewhere

The United States holds the G20 chair, but its Treasury secretary skipped the finance ministers’ meeting in Bangkok, citing “domestic engagements,” and sent two deputies. The meeting ended without a joint communiqué, as had the one before it in Asheville. Washington had invited Russia back; Germany’s finance minister said there would be “no pretending” it was a normal member again. The G20 has found its consensus: say nothing, twice.

Cartoon: At an IMF drafting table, a delegate carefully crosses out a word in a statement and writes a longer one above it, while a robot in the corner straightens its tie.
Bangkok

Super, Not Artificial

A US Treasury undersecretary is negotiating to replace “artificial intelligence” with “super intelligence” in the IMF committee’s draft statement. “President Trump has been really clear on this,” she said. One fallback drops both terms for “new technology”; without consensus, the Saudi chair may issue a statement of his own. The machines have not been promoted. Their title has.

Cartoon: At a glittering Dubai conference hall, three organisers stand at the door holding clickers that each show a different count, while a queue of young leaders in lanyards waits to be counted again.
Dubai

Between 400 and 700 Futures

The Forum’s first Annual Meeting of Global Future Leaders, held in Dubai, drew “more than 500” leaders, its release said; the same release’s About section said more than 400, and a local paper reported more than 700. “The decisions we make today will shape the world the next generation inherits,” the chief executive said. The next generation inherits an attendance figure somewhere between 400 and 700.

Cartoon: In a snowy Davos chalet, trustees in ski jackets measure an empty chairman's seat with a tape, while far across the mountains a central bank office still has its lights on.
Geneva

A Year Early, Off the Record

Reuters reports, citing four people close to the World Economic Forum, that its board could make Christine Lagarde chair “as early as November,” although her term at the European Central Bank runs to October 2027. The board meets on 2 November; nothing is final, the ECB declined to comment and the Forum did not immediately respond. Davos plans its succession the way it plans everything else: early, and through people speaking privately.

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Cartoon: In a Bangkok conference hall, officials unveil a grand framed blueprint, while in the very next room a second panel has already started discussing how to implement it.
Bangkok

Considerations, Twelve

The IMF, the World Bank and the Bank of Thailand released the Bangkok Blueprint against cyber-enabled fraud: “12 key considerations” in five pillars, without saying whether any of it is binding. The launch ran from 12:30 to 1:30. A session on implementing the blueprint began at 2:00. “Trust is the foundation of every financial system,” said the IMF’s managing director. Implementation took half an hour to arrive.

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Cartoon: At an invitation-only New Delhi forum, executives in lanyards study a session board while a velvet rope keeps the city's traffic politely outside.
New Delhi

Return on India

The Bloomberg New Economy Forum, invitation only, gathered more than 500 leaders in New Delhi under the theme “A World in Play,” with sessions titled “ROI (Return on India)” and “The Self-Sufficiency Scramble.” India’s prime minister offered “power to empower,” adding, “The real value of power lies in its purpose.” Self-sufficiency was discussed at length, by invitation.

Cartoon: A Forum executive signs a very long lease that unrolls down three floors of a Manhattan tower, while a small sign-free sofa labelled only by its comfort waits for convening.
New York

Flexible for Fifteen Years

The World Economic Forum has signed a 15-year lease on three floors of 825 Third Avenue in Manhattan, 58,131 square feet at an asking rent of $83 a square foot, and will leave 350 Madison Avenue next year. Its managing director calls the space “a flexible, modern workplace and convening hub.” Fifteen years is the Forum’s idea of flexible.

Friday, October 9, 2026

Cartoon: In an Antalya hotel lobby, a receptionist offers one delegate a modest room key at a capped price, while the rest of the queue looks at a price board that keeps rising.
Antalya

Half the Allowance

The host agreement for the COP31 climate conference in Antalya has entered into force. It caps hotel prices at 50 percent of the daily allowance, but only for delegates funded by the UN’s participation trust fund, and obliges Türkiye to inform participants of their consumer rights. It promises “greater clarity and predictability.” Everyone else can predict the prices clearly.

Cartoon: A row of Forum experts in Geneva calmly fill in a tidy scorecard, while behind them a mountain of server racks grows ten times taller than the building.
Geneva

Tenfold, With a Scorecard

A Forum white paper says global investment in computing infrastructure “reached $459 billion in 2025” and “is expected to grow tenfold by 2027,” roughly $4.6 trillion in two years. Its response is a framework of three pillars, seven dimensions and a scorecard. When spending multiplies by ten, Geneva’s first instinct is to keep score.

Cartoon: At a Lisbon tech summit, an organiser proudly unrolls a banner announcing a record delegation, while a single robot waves from the stage beside an empty row of seats.
Lisbon

The Largest, Unmeasured

Web Summit expects more than 70,000 attendees in Lisbon, with 700-plus founders and executives across 17 tracks, and is promoting its largest Chinese tech delegation yet without saying how large that is. “Adoption of Chinese AI and robotics has no sign of slowing down,” its chief executive said. The delegation is the largest ever, by a margin that remains confidential.

Thursday, October 8, 2026

Cartoon: In a Geneva meeting room, executives pin a long list of global goals to the wall and tick off only a small handful, then hand each other awards for the ticks.
Geneva

Fifteen Percent Ordinary

A Forum report notes that only 15 percent of the Sustainable Development Goal targets with enough trend data are on track, and proposes making impact “an ordinary part of economic decision-making.” Fifteen percent is a fair measure of how ordinary it is so far.

Wednesday, October 7, 2026