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Seventeen syllables on the day’s news. The monk counts on his fingers. The monkey checks.

November 2, 2026

Rather More

the mountain has movedone to three centimetres;the ice, rather more

On: Iceland’s Met Office stepped up monitoring of the Svínafellsheiði slope above Svínafellsjökull after instruments recorded “one to three centimetres of movement since September 23,” with the glacier’s retreat and thinning among the possible causes.Facts: Renewed movement detected above Svínafellsjökull, Iceland Review
October 26, 2026

Small Craft

five summers it docked,till someone measured the boat.the port was resized.

On: Estonia’s Transport Administration found that the riverboat Caroline, which had docked at Narva’s small craft harbour for five years, is 120 centimetres longer than the port allows, because it had been measured at the waterline, and the city has since amended the port’s registration.Facts: Passenger ferry service on the Narva River at risk over vessel length, ERR News
October 25, 2026

Awaiting Reply

no consent on file,the priest goes into storageuntil he replies

On: Glasgow Life removed the remains of an Egyptian priest, a mummified hand, a head and a foot from display at Kelvingrove Museum, under a policy allowing human remains on show only with “documented and informed consent” from the deceased or, where appropriate, their descendants.Facts: Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Museum removes Egyptian mummies from display over consent, STV News
October 24, 2026

Sight Unseen

never once on show,the iris drew six buyers,bought over the phone.

On: Monet’s Iris (1924 to 1925), the largest of his Iris series and never shown publicly since it was painted, sold at Sotheby’s Paris for €50m with fees against an estimate of €22m to €30m, after six potential buyers bid and a client on the phone won.Facts: Monet’s Iris sells for €50m at Sotheby’s Paris to a phone bidder, The Art Newspaper
October 23, 2026

National Treasure

thirty months to buy,France could not, so the Dutch did.Now it wants more art.

On: A French Senate bill would widen the state’s power to designate privately owned art a national treasure, though in 2019 France blocked the export of Rembrandt’s The Standard Bearer at €165m, spent the full 30 months failing to raise the money, and watched the Dutch state buy it.Facts: Proposed French bill extending trésor national designation and pre-emption; Rembrandt case, The Art Newspaper
October 22, 2026

Walking Distance

miss the draft exam,lose the licence that drives youto the draft exam.

On: From next year Estonia’s Defense Resources Agency may suspend the driving privileges of conscripts who repeatedly ignore summonses to their medical examination, without first asking a court, a change the agency says will save the courts time.Facts: Estonia to revoke draft dodgers’ driving licences without a court order, ERR News
October 20, 2026

Unmoved

buried in the wood,new plastic gone in a year.the old kind, unmoved.

On: In a University of Konstanz study, bioplastics buried in forest soil “were completely degraded within roughly 250 to 330 days,” while conventional HDPE plastic showed virtually no degradation.Facts: Bioplastics degrading in forest soil while HDPE did not, ScienceDaily
October 19, 2026

Bad News, Cheap

The rice price falls backbelow three thousand a bag.The crisis is cheap.

On: Japan’s supermarket rice averaged 2,971 yen per 5kg, under 3,000 yen, a level last seen in September 2024 and down from a peak of 4,416 yen in January 2026, and the agriculture minister called the situation “extremely difficult and simply unacceptable for farmers trying to stay in business.”Facts: Rice falls below 3,000 yen and the minister’s reaction, The Nation
October 18, 2026

Feedback Early

Comments close next year.One day in, the index gaveits feedback early.

On: MSCI opened a consultation on 15 October on moving Indonesia’s indexes from emerging-market to standalone status, with feedback accepted through April 30, 2027, and the next day the Jakarta Composite fell 11.57%, its largest daily decline since January 1998.Facts: MSCI consultation and the Jakarta Composite’s fall, TokenPost
October 17, 2026

December Says

Homes started this year:fewer than forty percent.December says most.

On: About 99,000 homes in greater Seoul had broken ground by the second week of October, 37% of South Korea’s 2026 target of 268,000, yet the government expects 81% to 88% by the end of December.Facts: 99,000 homes break ground in greater Seoul, The Korea Times (Yonhap)
October 16, 2026

Ten Times

Too few would ride it,ten times the price of a tram.Plenty would discuss.

On: Bishkek’s planners found that a metro would attract too few passengers and cost about ten times as much as a tram, yet talk of a metro has resurfaced in a capital whose roads were designed for about 50,000 vehicles.Facts: Bishkek metro plans, The Times of Central Asia
October 15, 2026

Still Flows

The river still flows,the ministry says, citinga gauge that says less.

On: Uzbekistan’s water ministry rejected claims that the Amu Darya is drying up, saying water continues to flow, while citing a monitoring station where discharge was about 11 percent lower than a year earlier.Facts: Uzbekistan rejects Amu Darya claims, The Times of Central Asia
October 14, 2026

Carats

Twenty-one caratsnow cost more than twenty-two.Less pure, more precious.

On: Bangladesh’s jewellers’ association set 21-carat silver at Tk4,966 per bhori and 22-carat silver at Tk4,199, so the less pure grade now costs more.Facts: Gold and silver prices, The Business Standard