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True Satire

Where it stands

Scottish Parliament Building, Holyrood, at the foot of the Royal Mile, Edinburgh
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Relic No. 033Catalogued

The Parliament of Second Thoughts

Site
Scottish Parliament Building, Holyrood, at the foot of the Royal Mile, Edinburgh
Era
Priced 1997. Built 1999 to 2004. Final account 2007.
Material
Oak and stainless steel, revised more than two thousand times
Intended use
A home for the new Scottish Parliament, ready in 2001, for somewhere between £10m and £40m
Actual use
MSPs moved in for September 2004; the bill came to £414.4m
Status
In daily use; a Stirling Prize winner and a standing audit case

EDINBURGH. July 1997. First projection for a parliament building: between £10m and £40m.

January 1998: £90m. April 2000: a ceiling of £195m. May 2004: £431m forecast.

Target for completion: July 2001.

Design changes, per the Auditor General: over 2000.

Added by design development: £80m. Added by contractors’ claims for delay: £86m.

Major contracts with three or fewer bidders: 13 of 20.

Overall budget after June 2001, per Audit Scotland: none.

First debate inside: 7 September 2004.

Final account, February 2007: £414.4m.

Public inquiry: £1m. Culprit named: no single party.

March 2006: a roof beam swings loose over the chamber mid-debate. Engineers’ finding: one failed bolt, one missing, “no design fault.”

2004: worst new building of the year, per Private Eye. 2005: the Stirling Prize.

Over two thousand changes of mind. The last one was about whether it was any good.

The building from Salisbury Crags, April 2019. Photo: Alexander Kirwin, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons.
WIREPHOTO. The building from Salisbury Crags, April 2019. Photo: Alexander Kirwin, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons.

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